I’m sorry, but of course he was found alive. He’s a Boy Scout. Duuuh.
Archive - March, 2007
Spriglet #3: Pocket Key Pat
Spriglet #3: OK, this is borderline O.C.D., but it’s something I’ve gotten into the habit of doing. Whenever I get out of my car, I always immediately put my keys in my pocket and then pat my pocket just to here the keys jingle. Guess I started doing it after I locked my keys in my car. Haven’t locked them inside it since.
NATIONAL CHAMPS!
Wow. MNU started off the game down 0-11 but came back and laid a beat-down on Mayville State, outscoring them 47-29 in the second period. Final score: 78-60.
That big banner will look real nice hanging in the Cook Center. Congrats to tournament MVP Adam Hepker. He’s probably going to need to sit in the ice tub for a while.
I exchanged e-mails yesterday with David Boyce, the Kansas City Star reporter that’s been following the Pioneers. Here’s something cool he said:
Rocky keeps getting better as a coach. He’s put together an amazing NAIA team this year, one that I think is the best in Kansas City. In a tournament at neutral site, I think MidAmerica would come out on top against UMKC, Rockhurst, Park, Avila and William Jewell.
I especially like that part about Jewell.
Pioneers in Finals!
The Pioneers made quick work of Northwestern last night, winning 81-71. In the finals, baby!
Spriglet #2: Cubes for Carpet Craters
Spriglet #2: After a long and strenuous evening of impromptu furniture move-age, you’re shocked to notice the scattered carpet divots all over the room. Simply place an ice cube on each carpet divot and let it melt. As the carpet dries, the divots pop back up.
Some wise person once said:
Moving your furniture around all the time is a sign of mental instability.
That being said, the carpet divots are really a sign of deeper mental issues. You might want to seek out professional help.
No charge for that one. 
h/t: scott
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