Monthly Archive for December, 2007

Hobo Stew and a Taste of My Family Heritage

Made a quick trip over lunch last week to visit Grandpa. Had some stuff from Mom to drop off — some old tractor-feed computer paper (my Grandpa makes notepads) and some homemade Christmas ornaments (for the nice Christmas tree that my aunt bought for him — which he didn’t really want).

I wasn’t planning on staying but he seemed interested in fixing me lunch. I obliged.

He started off explaining me the difference between hobos and tramps. Hobos were the good ones. They work for food and contribute it to the community pot of food over the fire at the tent. The tramps, well, they steal and aren’t good neighbors. Hobos are basically good. His story continued with lots of interesting details as he fixed my “hobo stew” lunch.

I was a little uneasy when he set the bowl in front of me. I recognized most of the ingredients. I ate it like a good grandson should. It wasn’t very easy on my stomach or my taste buds. About halfway through my bowl Grandpa said something like “now that you’ve gotten through some of your stew, here’s what’s in it: cream of mushroom soup, shredded roast beef, mixed vegetables, diced French fries and…crumbled up pancakes.” Yes, pancakes. I used my buttered toast and a big glass of milk as a buffer between bites after that.

I was mostly done with my stew by the time Grandpa sat down with his bowl.

Grandpa started off with a mini-rant about Nancy Pelosi.  I don’t really remember what the context was or even the point, I just thought to my self, cool, Grandpa’s raking on Nancy Pelosi. Anyway, I digress…

He talked about how his life hasn’t been anything spectacular, but good because of the situations the Lord has put him in various points in his life.   Stories of God’s compassion and hidden agendas to help people that really needed it.   For my Grandpa, God’s plan is an exciting, daily mission to discover and execute with flexibility — blessing people and finding fulfillment along the way.

Something about what he was saying — about being ordinary and in the middle of God’s plan — resonated with me.  I felt a connection.  I’ve always viewed myself as pretty ordinary — nothing spectacular or amazingly skilled.  I do find fulfillment in making things easier for people, which is a trait (I now see) that Grandpa has been exhibiting his whole life.

I’ve heard a lot of stories from Grandpa in my lifetime.  Some of them I dismissed in my head with a “yeah, right, Grandpa.”  All kinds of stories set during World War II in France, the chaos surrounding the flood of 1951 in Argentine, KS, and chance encounters with various people of intrigue, etc.  I think the stories last week are my new favorites.

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10 Unforgetable MN Christmas Moments

For this Christmas I thought I would recall the splendid events of yesteryear.

  • Watching my mother-in-law play Gotham Racing on the Xbox
  • There was that Christmas when my mother-in-law choked on something (we don’t really know what it was) and the Heimlich Maneuver was administered.  Good thing the EMTs were just down the street at a Christmas eve service.  They were too late.  She was already OK.
  • Nothing is worse than the stomach flu over Christmas.  All but one of us had it coming out of both ends.  Miserable.
  • There was that one time my sister-in-law fainted on me at the altar during communion at the Christmas Eve service at the church.  Good times.
  • My wife knocked me completely out in the first round of Wii Boxing.  Embarrassing.
  • When my daughter was a toddler, she ate, oh, I don’t know, 20 or so green Christmas tree cookie-press cookies.  I know, it’s a lot.
  • One time we went to see a high school hockey tournament at the Xcel Energy center in Minneapolis.  Can’t beat 6 bucks for a whole day of sweet hockey action.
  • One of my personal highlights — Bucks vs T’Wolves at the Target Center.  Oh, and the Bucks played it close all game and then pulled away at the end with some clutch shooting.  All five of us Bucks fans had a good time.
  • We sent my in-laws to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert one year.  They called us from the concert on their cell phone and we got to hear them rocking out the joint.
  • Then there was that one year when the heat went out on our 1992 Mercury Grand Marquis on the way home from MN.  We stopped somewhere on I-35 and got a bunch of hand-warmer packets and stuffed them in our socks.  Not fun.

Hope you’ve had a Merry Christmas.

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Fabio…err…Walter gets traded

[walter herrmann]

If you’re just waking up, Walter Herrmann and Primoz Brezec were traded to the Pistons for Nazr Mohammed.

Hope Walt gets to play some more now that he’s a Piston.

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Thank you, Kirk Hinrich

[kirk hinrich]

Thanks, Kirk…for finally having a decent game (emphasis added). More please.

FG% - .556
FT% - 1.000
3PM - 3
PTS - 15
REB - 6
AST - 8
STL - 2
BLK - 0
TO - 0

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It must suck to be a Knicks fan

[isiah thomas] First the commissioner of the NBA, David Stern, basically forces you to settle the sexual harassment suit.

Second, coach and GM, Isiah Thomas, asks the team to vote on whether Marbury should play in a game and then doesn’t do it.

Third, Isiah Thomas blames the fans for missing layups and free throws.

Is there not a bigger train-wreck soap opera in the NBA right now?

How in the world does Isiah Thomas still have his job?

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My Top 10 NBA Haircuts

[mike miller]
10. Mike Miller, Memphis Grizzlies — Nice girls high school basketball headband thing there, Mike.
[louis amundson]
9. Louis Amundson, Philadelphia 76ers — Now featuring the “get the hair outta my face” sumo-esque ponytail.
[anderson varejao]
8. Anderson Verajao, Cleveland CavaliersAhhh, it’s so cute.
[adam morrison]
7. Adam Morrison, Charlotte Bobcats — Nothing says “I don’t care about my hair” like Morrison’s. The ’stache, well, you know.
[mikki moore]
6. Mikki Moore, Sacramento Kings — Gotta love the dreds.
[ben wallace]
5. Ben Wallace, Chicago Bulls — He should go with the ‘Fro full time.
[chris kaman]
4. Chris Kaman, Los Angeles Clippers — Whee!
[joakim noah]
3. Joakim Noah, Chicago Bulls — Too bad his game isn’t as big as his hair.
[scot pollard]
2. Scot Pollard, Boston Celtics — Pollard has a new do every year. The former Jayhawk is always keepin’ us in suspense.
[walter herrmann]
1. Walter Herrmann, Charlotte BobcatsAh, yes. The Sprignaturemoves.com #1 NBA haircut award goes to none other than Walter Herrmann, the Fabio of the NBA.

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Embarassment in Milwaukee

[choke]

I usually only reserve this graphic for the Missouri Tigers, but this deserves the same treatment.

Ugh.

There’s no excuse to lose to the Knicks — who got drilled the night before by the Celtics, 104-59.

C’mon…blowing a 17 point lead??

Embarrassing.

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