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Sprignostications #4, #5 – The Kansas City Chiefs

Well, I’m not doing to good on my Sprignostications.  I’m 1 for 3 which makes the Sprignostication Accuracy Rating a stunning 33%.

Well, here’s a safe one.  After the atrocious loss to the Raiders on Sunday, I’m sprignosticating that the Chiefs will win 3 or less games this year.  Here’s how I see it breaking down:

NE – Loss
OAK – Loss

ATL – Loss
DEN – Loss
CAR – Loss
TEN – Loss
NYJ – Loss
TB – Loss
SD – Loss
NO – Loss
BUF – Loss
OAK – Win
DEN – Loss
SD – Loss
MIA – Win
CIN – Win

Also, I’m going to go out on a limb to say that either GM Carl Peterson or coach Herm Edwards will not be around next year.

Sprignostication Update

Well, guess Barkley’s 6’6″ lumbering overcame Dick Bavetta’s crazy legs.

Sprignostication Accuracy Rating: 50%*

* sprignostication #2 hasn’t happened yet.

Sprignostication #3: Chuck Barkley vs Dick Bevetta All-Star Footrace.

There’s no way in the world a 67 year-old guy can outrun me.

– Charles Barkley

In case you missed how this whole thing went down:

Sprignostication #3: Dick Bevetta beats Charles Barkley and Barkley tries to cheat.

Sprignostication Update

Colts 29, Bears 17

Sprignostication Accuracy Rating: 100%

New category: Sprignostications

Ok, here’s the deal. Sometimes I just have gut feelings about things. So, I’m going to start posting them on here for you, Loyal Reader.

Sprignostication #1: I’m rooting for the Bears, but the Colts will win.

Sprignostication Accuracy Rating: 0%

(BTW, my accuracy goal is Steve Nash’s three throw percentage.)