![[knight rider = lame]](http://sprignaturemoves.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/knight-rider-lame.jpg)
So I finally got around to wasting an hour and a half (sans commercials) watching the new Knight Rider — or should I say Ford Rider.
Sorry, but, um, it’s cheesy and lame. Stiff acting, gratuitous skin, weak plot, plus all of those other standard bad review descriptors.
I think an Ask-A-Ninja review is in order.
![[wvpv]](http://sprignaturemoves.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mug_cartoon5_300x300_blog.jpg)
![[what others do with talent, I do with obstinate fixation]](http://sprignaturemoves.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sm-subtitle1.png "what others do with talent, I do with obstinate fixation")