My Top 10 Alternatives to Dog Fighting

If you think about it, dog fighting is really a competition of egos. It just happens to be brutal and inhumane.

So it got me thinking… What other competitions would be suitable alternatives to dog fighting? Here’s a my top 10 (in no particular order):

1. Cyberathlete Professional League / Cyberathlete Amatuer League
2. Battlebots
3. Competitive Rock-Paper-Scissors
4. Robocode
5. Power tool drag racing
6. US Air Guitar Championship
7. Adult spelling bee
8. Whistling competition
9. Competitive Paintball
10. Bocce Ball

If you see any of these in a rap video, don’t forget to give credit where credit is due.