My Top 10 Annoying Public Figures

The List

• Keith Olbermann — this guy is the epitome of obnoxious
• Hillary Clinton — like fingernails on the proverbial chalkboard
• Rosie O’Donnell — see note on Keith Olbermann, replace guy with, uh…something
• Kirsten Dunst — she’s smoked one too many doobies
• Al Gore –  how could Heisman trophy winner and Internet inventor not be on this list?
• Michael Moore — I wish someone would do a “documentary” about him
• Cindy Sheehan — glad she’s been out of the spotlight lately
• Lenny Dawson — should retire yesterday from broadcasting
• Jim Rome — his shtick is old and otherwise lame
• Katie Couric — I can’t believe she’s still hosting the CBS Evening News.  Ugh.

Dishonorable Mention

• Billy Packer — thankfully former CBS basketball commentator
• Oprah Winfrey — talk about the cult of personality
• Tom Cruise — uh, Scientology