Spriglet #18: How I Eat a Chipotle Burrito

1/10/2010 — 3 Comments

This is the best way that I have found to eat a Chipotle Burrito.

put it on a paper plate

1. put it on a paper plate

find a knife

2. find a knife

cut it in half

3. cut it in half (not all the way through)

fold it open

4. fold it open

eat out of one side

5. eat out of one side

dig out as much as you can

6. dig out as much as you can

tear off the empty side, fold it a little and eat it

7. tear off the empty side, fold it in a little and eat it

see?  no mess.

8. see? no mess. repeat for the other side (or save it for later)

BTW, it’s a chicken burrito with black beans, tomatoes, sour cream, cheese and lettuce.

Here’s a nutrition calculator, if you care about that.

wvpv

what others do with talent, I do with obstinate fixation

3 responses to Spriglet #18: How I Eat a Chipotle Burrito

  1. Well done, Adam! I will forever think of you when I eat Chipotle.

  2. This is one of the top ten things I miss, since moving to Italy. It looks so good. My mouth is watering.

    So.

    Good.

    (Love how you chow this. If I ever get a chance to eat one, again, this is how I will be doing it!)

    • we ate chipotle yesterday for mom’s day. someone next to me was giving me grief for not eating it “the chipotle way” that’s depicted on the napkins. pfft. whatever. ;)

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