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Don’t you hate it when you try to use the soap or whatever in the shower and about 50 things fall into the tub?
Well, I have a solution..for the razors at least.
1. Get your razor.
2. Get your cordless drill and a 1/8″ bit.
3. Drill a hole through the end.
4. Raid the stash of ponytail holders
5. Thread the ponytail holder through and tie a lark’s head knot.
6. Hang it in the shower. Repeat on all of the other crap.
Voila.
This is the best way that I have found to eat a Chipotle Burrito.
1. put it on a paper plate
2. find a knife
3. cut it in half (not all the way through)
4. fold it open
5. eat out of one side
6. dig out as much as you can
7. tear off the empty side, fold it in a little and eat it
8. see? no mess. repeat for the other side (or save it for later)
BTW, it’s a chicken burrito with black beans, tomatoes, sour cream, cheese and lettuce.
Here’s a nutrition calculator, if you care about that.
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- Enable the Canned Response feature
- Compose a new email
- Highlight your signature in the other browser window
- Drag it into the body of your e-mail
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- Name it “html sig”
- Click Settings turn off the signature
- From now on when you compose an e-mail, simply choose “html sig” from the canned response drop-down.
- Voilà
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