Category: pretty darn cool

Guy: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Kid: I would go that way.

Guy: Why?

Kid: A hot dog that way.

Guy: Let me rephrase the actually rephrase the first question. So if you could go anywhere at all in the world, where would you go?

Kid: That way.

Guy: Would you rather go to Paris, France, or that way?

Kid: That way. I can get hot dogs, gummy bears, sausages and meatballs and donuts — like all the things I can get there.

Guy: What do you want to say to the people at home who are, like, I don’t know if I should go that way.

Kid: Guys, you have to go that way. See, those guys are running that way and those people are going that way. We don’t like those people.