Here’s another installment in my Spriglet series.
Nothing’s more embarrassing than emerging from the bathroom with your zipper down. To combat this possibility, I always, just after opening the bathroom door, poke my finger inside the zipper flap directly under the button of my pants. If my finger goes in, I turn right around and take care of it. If it stops, I let out a sigh of relief and continue on to what I was doing before nature called my name.