If you only have the full name for a subscriber and you’d like to use only the first name for a greeting, you can do something like this.
Reference:
Free Metal
Free metal in the yard by the road
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Classy Keanu
I think he’d do this if nobody was looking.
Very nice, Mr. Reeves.
The Matrix is everywhere
Morpheus:
The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work… when you go to church… when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Neo:
What truth?
Morpheus:
That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind.
[...]
Morpheus:
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
I’ll Have What He’s Having, Part 9 – Dancing Dad
Gotta love this dad dancing like no one’s looking.
In case you missed the previous installments:
Part 1 – DJ
Part 2 – Penguin
Part 3 – Drummer
Part 4 – Fired up Coach
Part 5 – Dancing Grandpa
Part 6 – Dancing Grandma
Part 7 – Los Hermanos Vargas
Part 8 – Laughing Kid