Friday Questionnaire

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

1. Yourself – average
2. Your spouse/significant other – best
3. Your hair – brown
4. Your mother – stressed
5. Your father – forlorn
6. Your favorite item – computer
7. Your dream last night – nope
8. Your favorite drink – DDrP
9. Your dream car – Lexus
10. The room you are in – cubicle
11. Your fear – backsliding
12. What you want to be in 10 years – happy
13. Who you hung out with last night – fam
14. What you’re not – disciplined
15. Muffins – blueberry
16. One of your wish list items – saw
17. Time – flies
18. The last thing you did – drive
19. What you are wearing – brown
20. Your favorite weather – spring
21. Your favorite book – bible
22. The last thing you ate – breakfast
23. Your life – good
24. Your mood – antsy
25. Your best friend – wife
26. What are you thinking about right now – todos
27. Your car – junker
28. What are you doing at the moment – typing
29. Your summer – sneezing
30. What is on your TV – nothing
31. What is the weather like – snowing
32. When is the last time you laughed – today

Lame excuses

I think I’d almost prefer someone tell me an outright lie instead of churning out some super-lame excuse. I mean, really, you think I’m that dumb?

One thing that I hope my kids will always remember from their parents: If you tell a lie you get in worse trouble than if you told the truth about something bad.