Couple things that bug me:
Pickled Peppers.

Who picks pickled peppers? Is anything pickled and still on the vine?
No.
Even if he picked them from the store, why would pickled peppers not be in a jar of pickle juice?
Makes no sense. What a crock of a nursery rhyme, I say.
Cinnamon.

How is it that red-hots and Big Red gum have a “cinnamon” flavor, while the “cinnamon” spice is something totally different?
Grr.
Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

How can a wet drink be dry?
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